Alien Tech Support - Help Desk for Intergalactic Incompetence

Welcome, space-faring friend! We're here to help you with any intergalactic technical issues. Please choose your problem below:

• My spaceship's navigation system is on the fritz!
• I've lost contact with my home planet!
• My laser sword won't turn off!
• I've accidentally terraformed the wrong planet!
• I just want to complain about the cafeteria food on the space station!