Warning: This website may contain unreliable information, contradictory theories, and existential dread.
Theta Brains is a research facility where the laws of physics are bent, twisted, and occasionally broken.
Our team of experts (or, you know, the guy in the back who just got in over his head) are working tirelessly to push the boundaries of human understanding.
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Or, if you're feeling really brave:
Quantum Simulation Simulator: Try to Escape the Infinite Loop (But You Probably Won't)