We're not just another metal, we're the metal that's been to the depths of despair!
Our aluminum is forged in the fires of Mordor, hammered into shape by the dark lords of the land, and imbued with the essence of the damned.
Join us, and together we'll forge a new path, one forged in the fires of the underworld!
Or, you know, you could just stick with your boring old steel.