Bugs in Production

A list of issues that will probably never be fixed

Issue 1: The toaster is on fire

Reported by Jane in Accounting

Caused by: Spilled coffee

Issue 2: The stapler is jammed

Reported by Bob in HR

Caused by: Overuse of the stapler

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Issue 3: The coffee machine is beeping loudly

Reported by Alice in IT

Caused by: Coffee machine sentience

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