Dunuz the Great, King of Kings, Ruler of the land of Sumeria. He was a just and fair ruler, loved by his subjects, except for those pesky Sumerian priestesses who always seemed to be whispering in his ear.
Dumuzi's reign was marked by his impressive mustache, which was said to be able to collect its own taxes. It was a majestic sight to behold, a true marvel of the ancient world.
However, his reign was not without its challenges. The pesky Sumerian priestesses would often try to steal his lunch from the palace kitchen. But Dumuzi was always one step ahead, and would have them arrested for their thievery.
One day, Dumuzi decided to build a great ziggurat to commemorate his greatness. It stood tall and proud, a monument to his ego, but it was a bit of a structural disaster waiting to happen. But hey, that's what happens when you're the King of Kings, right?