In a shocking turn of events, the search for meaning has been reduced to searching for the perfect avocado toast recipe. We are currently on the brink of a culinary revolution, where the meaning of life is defined by the ratio of red pepper flakes to lemon juice.
Subcommittee members are divided on the best course of action: Team Red Eye, led by Chairperson Reginald P. Bottomsworth, advocate for a 3:5 ratio, while Team Green, led by Vice-Chairperson Luna Lovegood, push for a 1:7 ratio. The debate rages on, fueled by an endless supply of artisanal bread and a faint scent of existential dread.