Resolution Of The Current State Of Mortal Affairs

Item 3: The Crisis Of Existential Depression

It's official: the apocalypse is nigh, and the meaning of life is still unclear.

In a shocking turn of events, the fabric of reality has unraveled, leaving mortals to ponder the futility of existence.

The council of angelic elders has convened an emergency meeting to address this crisis, but their deliberations have been reduced to an existential scream-fest.

As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we present the top 5 solutions to this crisis:

• Item 1: 42, Because It's Not Like We Didn't See That Coming
• Item 2: The Search For Meaning Has Been Reduced To Searching Online
• Item 3: The Meaning Is In The Details (Or Is It?)
• Item 4: We Should Just Order Takeout And Call It A Day
• Item 5: The Answer Is In The Tea Leafs