Resolution Of The Current State Of Mortal Affairs

Meeting Minutes, Agenda Item 4: Interdimensional Pocket Dimension Travel Regulations

The mortal affairs committee has convened to discuss the pressing matter of interdimensional pocket dimension travel regulations.

MOTION

To establish a standardized set of rules and guidelines for traversing alternate realities.

SECOND

To appoint a special task force to handle interdimensional emergencies.

Resolution:

Article 1: All interdimensional travelers must register with the Department of Interdimensional Affairs prior to embarking on a journey.

Article 2: Travelers are responsible for ensuring their physical and mental well-being during interdimensional excursions.

Article 3: The consumption of snacks and beverages from alternate dimensions is strictly prohibited, except for approved interdimensional culinary excursions.

Amendments:

Article 4: Any attempts to communicate with sentient beings from alternate dimensions without prior approval shall result in immediate revocation of travel privileges.

Article 5: All travelers must wear approved dimensional anchors at all times while traversing the multiverse.

Recommendations:

The committee recommends establishing a network of interdimensional safe houses for travelers to rest and recharge.

Recommendations for future meetings:

• Item 1: Investigate the feasibility of establishing trade agreements with benevolent alien species.
• Item 2: Develop a standardized system for cataloging and tracking interdimensional anomalies.
• Item 3: Invite representatives from the Interdimensional Union of Advanced Lifeforms (IUAL) to discuss potential membership.