Resolution Of The Current State Of Mortal Affairs - Mane Management

Agenda Item 1: Mortal Sufferance Report

Presented by: Angelus Maximus

Item 1.1: Mortal Sufferance Levels: 87% increase in existential dread since last meeting.

Item 1.2: Recommended course of action: Provide more existential dread.

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Agenda Item 2: Angelic Budget Review

Presented by: Angelus Maximus

Item 2.1: Budget Allocation: 90% for soul collection, 10% for coffee.

Item 2.2: Recommended action: Increase soul collection budget by 5%.

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Next meeting scheduled for next Tuesday, same time, same place.

Remember: If you can't attend, don't bother us, we'll just assume you're mortal.