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Minutes of Last Week's Meeting: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Anything Better to Do
Minutes of Last Week's Meeting: Because You Clearly Didn't Have Anything Better to Do
Meeting Attendees:
Not actually, because we couldn't get anyone to come in on time.
- Angels 1-5 (representing the 5 elements of surprise)
- Agenda Committee (representing the 3 people who actually did show up)
Agenda:
1. Resolution of the Current State of Mortal Affairs: Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
2. Implementation Plan: Create a to-do list that will inevitably get lost in the void of time.
3. Minutes of Last Week's Meeting: Because you clearly didn't have anything better to do.
Minutes:
Monday:
- Angel 1: I'm not sure what we're doing here.
- Angel 2: No, I'm pretty sure we're just making up a bunch of nonsense.
- Angel 3: Actually, I think we're trying to achieve enlightenment through the power of bureaucracy.
Tuesday:
- Angel 4: Can someone please explain the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?
- Angel 5: I'm pretty sure it's just a never-ending cycle of meetings and paperwork.
- Agenda Committee: Actually, it's a never-ending cycle of meetings and paperwork, but with more meetings.
Wednesday:
- Everyone: Let's just make a to-do list and hope for the best.
Minutes of This Week's Meeting: Because Things Got Even Worse |
Angel 1's Notes: Because They Weren't Actually Paying Attention