As the mortal realm teeters on the brink of collapse, our esteemed Council of Elders has convened to discuss the pressing matters of the day. Item 6, The Search For Solace, has been a topic of great import.
After much deliberation and a few well-placed cups of coffee, we've come to a consensus: the only thing that'll get us through this existential crisis is a solid 5-star spa day.
Thus, we present to you, our loyal subjects, the following list of recommended solace-inducers: