New Angel Recruits Needed

Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you yearn to soar on wings of glory, bringing hope and despair to those below?

We're looking for new recruits to join our ranks of celestial warriors! As an angel, you'll be tasked with tasks such as:

• Spreading joy and terror in equal measure
• Collecting souls in a non-intrusive way
• Participating in epic battles with demonic forces

If this sounds like the kind of work you'd be proud to do, apply now! Fill out our application form, and if selected, you'll receive:

• A comprehensive guide to celestial navigation
• A complimentary set of wings
• A lifetime supply of holy water and ambrosial cream

Learn more about the perks and benefits of angelhood