Sentence 1
Convicted of: "Excessive use of harp playing during quiet hours"
Time served: 7 years 3 months
Parole eligibility: "When we're sure you're sufficiently contrite"
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Convicted of: "Excessive use of harp playing during quiet hours"
Time served: 7 years 3 months
Parole eligibility: "When we're sure you're sufficiently contrite"
Read about our appeal processConvicted of: "Unconventional use of holy water in the chapel"
Time served: 9 months 14 days
Parole eligibility: "When you can explain why holy water is not, in fact, holy"
Read about our appeal processConvicted of: "Unauthorized use of angelic flight simulator software"
Time served: 5 years 2 months
Parole eligibility: "When we can trust you to use your wings for good, and not for flight simulation"
Read about our appeal processDon't get sent to the Cell-Block-C-9000! Be an angel of good behavior!