It is with great pleasure that we announce the official adoption of an prophets-only communication system. No more awkward small talk, no more boring PowerPoint presentations, no more tedious business meetings. With the Angels' Meeting Resolution 7, we've found the secret to making angels understand us.
Step 1: Wear a fedora. It's the first sign of respect, you know.
Read more about Step 1: The Fedoras of Understanding
Read more about Step 2: Speak in Rhyme
Read more about Step 3: Use Only Capital Letters
By the power vested in us, we've made contact with the celestial beings. Now, let's make it work for us.
Stay tuned for more resolutions.