Where sinners are weighed, found wanting, and condemned to an eternity of disappointment.
The Book of Fatal IntentionsFor the crime of excessive procrastination, Aeternum is hereby sentenced to spend eternity in the realm of the "Maybe I'll Do It Tomorrow" dimension.
Next SentenceFor the crime of excessive niceness, Blergon is hereby sentenced to spend eternity in the realm of the "You're-Doing-Just-Fine, I'm-Just-Here-For-The-Tea" dimension.
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