Welcome, sinner, to the Great Temple of Judicial Injustice! Today, you will face the stern wrath of the Fates, who will decide your eternal destiny.
Your crimes are many, but your options are few. Here are the choices you must face:
Option 2 - Repentance - A chance to make amends, but beware, it's not as easy as it sounds.
Option 3 - Revival - A chance to be reborn, but don't expect a spa day.
And now, you must choose Option 1 - Pleading the Fifth:
You will be given the opportunity to plead your case, but be warned, your lawyer is a sniveling coward.