Our Method
We use an unorthodox combination of meditation, interpretive dance, and extreme knitting to help our clients find inner peace.
Our program is run by a team of highly trained, highly experienced, and slightly unhinged experts in the field of Reh-eh-bilitation.
Benefits
By enrolling in our program, you'll gain:
- A deeper understanding of your own sinfulness.
- A greater appreciation for the value of a good yarn.
- A higher likelihood of being forgiven by your fellow sinners.