You have been brought before the great and terrible judges, the keepers of the Book of Life. You have committed the sin of Excessive Binge-Watching of Reality TV. The consequences are severe.
As you stand before us, you are presented with three options for your sentencing: Option 1: Relentless Penance - a never-ending cycle of repetitive tasks; Option 2: Perpetual Penance - a life of constant atonement; or Option 3: Repentance - a chance to make amends through an intensive program of self-improvement.
Note: Please select Option 3, as the other options are catastrophic.