Sentencing The Fates Of Sinners: Case History

Option 6 Acceptance - A Study of 427 Consecutive Days of Penance

In a shocking turn of events, our esteemed Angelic Court has decided to sentence sinner 456 to 427 consecutive days of watching an endless loop of elevator music. This decision comes after months of deliberation and a unanimous vote of 9-0, with 1 abstention.

Background:

• Sinner 456 was accused of committing the heinous crime of stealing a single cookie from the break room fridge.
• Witnesses placed the sinner at the scene of the crime, but their testimonies were deemed unreliable due to their own history of dishonesty.

Defense:

• The sinner maintained that the cookie was, in fact, a gift from a mysterious benefactor.
• They produced a cryptic note, written in invisible ink, that read "For the love of all that is holy, leave me alone."

Verdict:

The Angelic Court, in a rare display of unity, decided that the sinner's defense was, in fact, a cleverly crafted ruse.

The sinner was subsequently sentenced to 427 days of elevator music as a form of rehabilitation, with a chance to reapply for parole after 6 months.

Case History - Appendix | Reapplication Process