The Fates' Favorites Among Men

Here, the gods of Mount Olympus have convened to sentence the most dashing of mortals. The judges' table is a sight to behold, a gathering of the most discerning and stylish of deities.

Today's special case: the sinner known as "Balthazar McSnazz," accused of stealing all of the world's donuts. His defense is that he was just "in the moment," and the prosecution is arguing that his love of donuts is a clear indication of his character.

The judges have reached a verdict: Balthazar McSnazz is guilty of donut-napping. However, due to his dashing good looks, he will only receive a slap on the wrist and a strongly worded letter to the local donut shop.

Other notable cases include: Justice For The Gods, a case involving a mortal who tried to bribe the Fates with a plate of nachos. The Fates' Own Brand Of Punishment, in which the Fates have been known to mete out their own unique brand of punishment, involving excessive use of glitter and feather boas. The Double-Edged Scythe, a case involving a mortal who tried to wield a scythe in the Fates' presence and ended up getting cut down to size.