Caused by angels' excessive use of sparkly PowerPoint presentations.
Side effects are like, literally, a plague upon our holy gathering. It starts innocently enough: a few angels bring a deck to the table, and before you know it, the whole place is a mess of clip-art clouds and rainbow-filled font effects.
- Uncontrollable urges to roll your eyes
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion from overheating due to too many projector bulbs
- Loss of productivity due to excessive use of animated GIFs in the meeting room
- Unstable alliances forged through forced participation in awkward team-building exercises
And don't even get us started on the "Action Item" slide.