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Perk of the Month: Invisibility Cloak of Awesomeness!
Get ready to become the ultimate ninja with our limited edition Invisibility Cloak! This baby's got:
- Built-in stealth mode
- Integrated super-strength grappling hooks
- A complimentary "I'm a ninja, not a burglar" insurance policy
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