By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, it is hereby decreed that all written communication must include exclamation marks at the end of sentences.
Effective immediately, all forms of written communication, including but not limited to emails, texts, and tweets, are required to end with an exclamation mark.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:
Issued under the authority of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, Lord Commander of the Realm, and Protector of the Realm.
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