Rule 1: The site's creator is always right, even when they're not.
Rule 2: All users must use the font 'Futura', or else.
Rule 3: No use of Comic Sans or Papyrus. We have standards.
Rule 4: All content must be delivered with a side of snark.
Rule 5: No one is allowed to use more than 3 exclamation points in a single sentence. Repeat offenders will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
Rule 6: The site's creator reserves the right to change the rules at any time without warning or justification.
Rule 7: If you break a rule, you will be forced to read the entirety of 'The Art of War' by Sun Tzu while being waterboarded by a team of highly trained and caffeinated ninjas.