This is a place where we make things up as we go along, so don't quote us on anything.
We have a few announcements that we think are worth sharing:
1. New Pizza in the Canteen - We've finally managed to scrounge up some edible food for once!
2. Break Room is Now a Giant Playground - Because, why not?
3. Optional Sock Policy Now Mandatory - Don't even think about it, just do it.
Because we're not official, we don't really know what we're doing, but we'll try our best:
1. Q: What is the point of this place?
A: Um, good question.
2. Q: Is the coffee machine still broken?
A: Last time we checked, yes.
3. Q: Can we have a foosball table?
A: Maybe, but probably not.
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