IT'S LATE. LIKE, REALLY LATE.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, our clock has officially stopped working. We're talking 1982. The clock in the break room, the one in the CEO's office, the entire clock industry in general. It's all just, well, not happening.

Update: We've just received word that someone, somewhere, might have found a working clock in a thrift store in the middle of nowhere. Stay tuned for further updates... or just give up and use a sundial like a responsible person.

Last updated: 1982-01-01