Steve's Scheming Schedule for Sunday:
- 9:00 AM - Wake up, stumble out of bed, and wonder why the cat is judging you.
- 10:00 AM - Breakfast: consume 5 whole pizzas by yourself (research).
- 11:00 AM - Call in sick to work, citing "sudden onset Schemer's Syndrome" as the reason.
- 12:00 PM - Host a spontaneous game of "Dodgeball" in the living room with all the furniture.
- 1:00 PM - Declare yourself the ruler of the house and demand everyone call you "Steve, the Great and Powerful".
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