Thursday, Thursday, it's a day of grand plans and half-hearted attempts.
Steve will attempt to create a new art movement: Cereal Cerealism. It's like abstract expressionism, minimalist, but with more milk and sugar.
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Steve will express his deep-seated feelings about the meaninglessness of existence through the medium of tuna salad.
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Steve will take a three-hour nap, during which he will dream of world domination and the perfect ratio of cream to sugar in Cereal Cerealism.
Steve will host a dinner party for 17 of his closest friends, featuring a seven-course menu of Cereal Cerealism-inspired dishes.
Steve will jam with the local avant-garde rock band, The Cereal Cerealists, about the finer points of Cereal Cerealism.