Advanced Safety Techniques for the Annual Reunion

Don't get caught with your pants down! Learn how to survive the most epic of family gatherings.

• Know the layout of the venue before you arrive. Trust us, you don't want to get lost in the sea of aunts.
• Bring a portable charger for your phone. You never know when you'll need to Google "how to get out of this family."
• Set a safe word. You never know when you'll need to make a quick escape.
• Learn basic self-defense moves. Just in case things get... interesting.

For more safety tips, check out our subpages:

• Spotting a Cousing in Distress
• Avoiding the Awkward Questions
• Escape from the Kitchen