Flash Mob Blues

You know, being in a flash mob is all fun and games until the music stops.

• Wearing the same outfit as your fellow mobbers? 5/10
• Trying to blend in, but still being noticed by a cop on horseback? 7/10
• Realizing the DJ just played "Who Let the Dogs Out" for the 12th time? 10/10

But seriously, have you considered the emotional toll of a flash mob? The stress of perfect timing, the anxiety of getting away with it, the crushing disappointment of not getting the crowd to do the choreography right?

It's a real after-mob blues situation, folks.

So go ahead, join the mob, but don't say we didn't warn you...

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