Annual Reunion Itinerary for the Most Extraordinary People You've Never Met

Friday, 3:00 PM - Welcome to the annual reunion of the world's most unremarkable individuals. We're glad you could make it!

Agenda:

• 3:30 PM - The Great Hall of Mirrors: Where Everyone's a Reflection of Themselves
• 4:00 PM - Keynote Speaker: The Guy Who Still Lives with His Parents
• 5:00 PM - The Talent Show: Where Everyone's Secret Hopes and Dreams Are Crushed

Dinner is being served! Don't miss out on this exquisite culinary experience!