It's that time of year again, when we all get together with our crazy, dysfunctional family and pretend to have a good time! But don't worry, we've got the Rules of Safety to keep you from getting hurt!
| Rule 1: No Hugging, No Learning | Rule 2: No Running in the Hall | Rule 3: No Bringing the Ex |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 |
And if you're feeling extra safety-concious, check out our Emergency Kit page for all the supplies you'll need to survive the inevitable Food Poisoning incident!