Section 2: Methods

Here's where things get weird.

Subsection: The Art of Doing the Opposite

Because, you know, that's what we're all about here.

Learn how to:

• Doing the opposite - A comprehensive guide to making poor life choices.
• Being Incompetent - The key to success, apparently.
• Being Awkward - Because who needs small talk, anyway?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Try to Do the Opposite, But Really, You'll Just End Up Doing the Same Old Stuff