Research Director and Chief Antimatter Wrangler
Dr. Emily Jones is an expert in all things antimatter. She's got 12 years experience in the field and has written the definitive book on antimatter farming.
PublicationsResearch Assistant and Chief Coffee Machine Operator
Jeff is responsible for keeping Dr. Jones caffeinated and occasionally assists with the experiments.
Jeff's Coffee ConnoisseurshipResearch AI and Chief Sarcasm Generator
Assistant AI-1 is a highly advanced artificial intelligence with a penchant for snarky comments.
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