Welcome to the Antonym Anarchy Lexicon, where words mean the opposite of what you think they do.
We specialize in the art of linguistic inversion, where "big" means small, "hot" means cold, and "happy" means miserable.
Our lexicon is curated by the infamous Professor Punsley, a master of antonyms and all things contradictory.
We have an exhaustive collection of antonyms, carefully researched and compiled for your amusement.
Popular Antonyms
- Big (means small, obviously)
- Hot (means freezing, don't you know)
- Happy (means utterly despondent, naturally)