The Selfish Solipsist's Guide to Self-Indulgence

Because You're the Only One That Matters

Here, you will find the most self-indulgent, egocentric, and solipsistic content on the internet.

Warning: excessive self-love may lead to:

• Excessive use of mirrors
• Uncontrollable smiling
• Unhealthy obsession with self-referential humor

Popular Solipsistic Topics:

• Egocentricity - the art of putting yourself front and center
• Autocentricity - the science of loving only oneself
• Monologism - the sport of talking only about oneself

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