Caution: Do Not Get Caught!
Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of anxiety and self-doubt? Look no further than the Hamster Trap: The Loop-de-Loop Edition! This revolutionary device promises to trap your anxiety in a never-ending loop of productivity and purpose.
But be warned: once you're in, there's no escape. You'll be trapped forever, doomed to click "refresh" on your to-do list, forever and ever.
Side effects may include:
- Exhaustion
- Insomnia
- Spontaneous combustion (rare)
Don't say we didn't warn you.