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AP-101: The Official Guide to Not Dying in the Apocalypse

By the Great and Powerful, Not-So-Mighty, Not-So-Righteous Apocalypse Survivalists

Step 1: Find a Safe Place to Hide

Look for a sturdy bunker or a well-ventilated attic. Don't bother with those flimsy FEMA shelters, they're a myth.

Click here for more on Safe Places

Step 2: Stock up on Non-Perishable Snacks

Tacos. You can never go wrong with tacos.

Taco 'Bout Snack Strategies

Step 3: Develop a Plan for Social Hierarchy

Form alliances with your fellow survivors and establish a strict caste system. You know, for the sake of efficiency.

The Art of Surviving Socially

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