Causes:
Theories abound, but the truth remains a mystery. Some point to Hog-gate, a scandal in the pork industry.
Others claim it's due to an army of marauding robot butchers.
But one thing is certain: the world will never be the same.
A mysterious phenomenon has befallen the world, and it's not a meteor or alien invasion. No, it's far more sinister: a global shortage of BACON.
Read more about the causes and effects of this crisis.
Theories abound, but the truth remains a mystery. Some point to Hog-gate, a scandal in the pork industry.
Others claim it's due to an army of marauding robot butchers.
But one thing is certain: the world will never be the same.