We are aware that our services have, in fact, been a massive pain in the butt for you. Our apologies.
However, please note that our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers are currently on a coffee break, so please give us a few more minutes to fix this mess.
Or, you know, just go to our Inconvenience Support page for more information on how to deal with our incompetence.
Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, you can sue us for the emotional distress we've caused you. We won't judge you, we promise.