Apologies, Sort Of

Dear user, we're not really sorry about the inconvenience you've experienced on our website. However, we're kind of sorry-ish. Our apologies-ology department has been experiencing a series of unfortunate events, including:

• Technical difficulties (aka "the internet being a mess")
• Uncoordinated apologies (we lost the manual)
• Bureaucratic red tape (our apologies department is still on a conference call)

For a more in-depth look at our apologies, please see our subpage: Sort of Apologies

Or, if you're feeling extra sorry, try our advanced apologies: Advanced Apologies

Disclaimer: Our apologies are like our website - a work in progress. We're trying, but no promises.