Playing Video Games: Procrastination Masterclass

When you're feeling overwhelmed by the demands of reality, there's no better way to cope than by indulging in a few rounds of 'Epic Space Blaster 3000'. This strategy has been scientifically proven (not really) to increase focus, productivity, and the likelihood of getting a good night's sleep (if you can tear yourself away).

For the most optimal results, we recommend playing on 'Ultra-Intense' mode, which comes with an optional side of 'Caffeine-Fueled Rage' for an extra boost of motivation.

Ultra-Intense Mode: Where the Stakes are High (and the Lag is Low) Caffeine-Fueled Rage: The Secret to Unlocking Your True Potential