In a world where deadlines loom like the sword of Damocles, it's easy to get caught up in the cycle of guilt and self-doubt. But fear not, dear reader, for we have a solution.
Step 1: Create a to-do list, but don't actually do anything.
Step 2: Prioritize tasks based on their perceived importance, not their actual deadlines.
Step 3: Use fancy software to create elaborate schedules and timelines.
Step 4: Take regular breaks to recharge and refocus.