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Welcome, applicant!

Rule 1: Don't be a robot

We're not here to collect your oil and filter your thoughts, but we do need you to think creatively and have a pulse. No automation allowed. Sorry, not sorry.

You may also want to read our

Rule 2: Don't make us cry

Be kind to our server, and it'll be kind to you. Don't overload it with too many requests, or it'll get the blues.

And remember, we have a

Rule 3: Don't be late

We're not your mother, so don't be late for our deadline. We're watching the clock, and it's not pretty.

Now that you've read the rules, it's time to

Rule 4: Don't ask for help

We're not your IT department, so don't bother us with your 'help' requests. Figure it out yourself, or hire a consultant. We have better things to do.

By the way, have you seen our

Rule 5: Don't be a troll

We're not here to coddle your fragile ego, so don't even think about trolling. We have a

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