Splishy Overflow Alert!

It appears the toilet has become a splishy overflow zone. The porcelain throne has reached critical mass, and the contents are now spilling over.

Do not attempt to flush, as this will only exacerbate the situation. Instead, contact our team of highly trained toilet engineers for assistance.

They will arrive promptly with their trusty plunger and a can of Splishy-O-Matic toilet de-overflowing solution.