The AQ Settings Manifesto

Article 1: The Inevitability of Brightness

It's simple, really. The world is just a big mess of dullness, and we must fight against it. We will not be swayed by the blandishments of beige and cream. We will be bright, bold, and unwavering.

Article 2: The Importance of Unimportance

• Don't worry about subtlety, we'll be loud.
• We don't care about nuance, we'll just be obnoxious.
• No, really, it's not a good idea, but we'll do it anyway.

Article 3: The Supremacy of the Obvious

Don't question our methods, we're right. We will be loud, we will be proud, and we will be obnoxious. You may not understand, but that's okay. We don't care.