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Article One: We shall never yield to the tyranny of beige or off-white. Our palette shall forever be bold and unapologetic, a clarion call to the senses.
Article Two: We shall not suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or the whims of font designers. Our text shall stand tall, unwavering and unrelenting, in all its bold, unsmoothed glory.
Article Three: We shall make our content as dense and impenetrable as possible, a fortress against the encroaching tide of bland and banal thought.
Article Four: We shall not rest until our shadows are as deep and foreboding as the depths of our own souls.
Article Five: We shall not yield to the siren song of whitespace, our text shall be a sea of black, unrelenting and unyielding.
We shall never be swayed by the false promise of 'click here to find out more'. No, our links shall be a call to action, a clarion call to the brave.
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We shall not be bound by the chains of 'broken link', our links shall always lead to places of wonder and awe.
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