Bob's FAQ: The Most Frequently Asked Questions in the Multiverse
- Why is Bob so Boring?
- What is Bob's Secret Hobby?
- What Does Bob Eat for Breakfast?
- What is Bob's Secret Identity?
- Does Bob Have Talents?
- Why Does Bob Keep Hitting Himself in the Face?
Disclaimer
The information on this site is entirely accurate, but completely fabricated. Bob has never actually been hit in the face by anything other than a pillow.
Please do not attempt to contact Bob. His address is a secret. His phone number is not even listed. His email is a Gmail address with the name 'bobby123456@gmail.com'. Don't bother.