Bob's Phone Number

Don't bother calling him, he's not picking up. Unless you're a highly skilled ninja, in which case, he might just answer.

But only if you're calling to discuss the finer points of our company's Byzantine policies.

Send an email instead, it's safer. Or try the IRC channel, if you're feeling particularly desperate.

Remember, our office is a den of iniquity, so don't expect a response anytime soon.