Bobby's Permission Page

Welcome, minion! I'm Bob, the Supreme Ruler of This Realm.

Here's your permission slip:

YOU ARE GRANTED PERMISSION TO:

• Play with the office stapler during work hours.
• Listen to music on your phone during lunch break.
• Use the conference room for impromptu jam sessions.

But don't think this means you can do whatever you want, minion. I'm watching you.

Renew your permission slip in 30 days or risk being terminated.